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THE WONDERS
    OF RETIREMENT

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of medicine as an object of capital investment, even the growth of     trator, knew exactly where it would be, where the entire division’s
academic health centers as a research enterprise and the marginal-     lab coats hung except Dr. Stribly and Dr. McCunin, who you won’t
ization of medical schools teaching mission in favor of research       catch without their coats. Having been in the military has some-
and clinical enterprises, all helped to highlight that medicine as an  thing to do with it, like you can set your watch by the time Strib
occupation had lost its way.”                                          (as we call him fondly) comes to work which drove some of us
                                                                       crazy.
  Today most medical schools in the United States are on an all-
out effort to recapture the “soul of the profession.” The six core       Finances learn it quickly. There are things like annuity, IRA (It
values are the “mantra”: patient care, medical knowledge, practice-    is not the Irish Republican Army), residuals, you are lucky if you
based learning and improvements, interpersonal and communica-          have a good financial advisor like I have. Beware of many others
tion skills, professionalism, and system-based practice. At the same   who will try to advise. Slow and steady and having a financial whiz
time, the very core of communication, continuity, learning and         for a husband helps. In spite of all his wisdom I have insisted on
patient care is threatened by the paranoia about duty hours. You       having my finances managed by a separate person, the old adage
cannot have the cake and eat it also, as my Mom used to say. Let       don’t put all the eggs in the same basket. One of my goals was to
the learner and the teacher be; there is so much to teach and so       do the charitable activities that are important to know when I am
much to learn. The overly structured attempts to humanize, pro-        in full control of my faculties. It may mean not doing some things
fessionalize and inter-personalize is choking the spirit. The teach-   personally but the satisfaction of an endowment for the premature
ing leg for faculty except the ones designated to do that has already  infant development program at the University of Texas Health Sci-
gone limp.                                                             ence Center has given me enormous joy. It is like leaving a piece
                                                                       of you connected to something that defined you: care of very tiny
  The medical schools that have a clear track for climbing the ac-     premature babies.
ademic hill hardly have a half-beaten path on the other side of the
hill. Here are some pearls from personal experience.                     The medical schools have archaic, tedious procedures for the phys-
                                                                       ical aspects of retiring but have nothing for the emotional and psy-
  Plan at least a year in advance the date of your retirement; at      chological aspects of this human being who is making a life change.
least two years in advance if you plan to apply for emeritus status.   Retiring from patient care was the most difficult transition that took
Don’t spend time and money digitizing old slides and don’t save        marathon effort for me. I will talk about that in the next article.
them; they deteriorate over time from some chemical change like
photographs in the self- stick albums.                                   Had I submitted my application for emeritus status, would
                                                                       things have been easier? Faculty who are eligible for this honor
  If you have more than one lateral file cabinet to clear, consider    must consider going through this process years in advance. I was
dying on the job. Someone else will not bat an eyelid throwing         appointed adjunct faculty. It enabled me to continue the research
your papers in the bin. I had five file cabinets. I would read each    work I want to complete. Edward Burns, executive dean of Albert
document and save at least a third of them for future use!             Einstein College of Medicine, in his advice to a colleague said,
                                                                       “I think the successful formula for the retiree is to pick the one
  If anyone has found a way to dispose of plaques and awards,          aspect of one’s job that ignited the most passion during the career
please write an article about it. There is nothing you can do with     years, be it clinical work, research or teaching, and devote oneself
them as sentimental and precious as they are. Never make the mis-      totally on a volunteer basis to that endeavor. You’ll never be bored
take of taking them home; there is no wall space.                      or lonely while remaining in the environment you’ve always cher-
                                                                       ished.” I couldn’t have said it better. It will be interesting to hear
  The moment of exit was set. As a prelude you receive multiple        our readers’ experiences with retirement or suggestions for the
emails on which you are only copied, from strange departments          transition.
in the medical school. “She is good,” one read — I liked that one,
it was about not having any payment arrears. Another one stated:                                Rajam Ramamurthy is professor emeritus in
“Make sure it is turned in.” Someone in my department replied,                               the department of pediatrics, division of neona-
“No one has used it in at least 20 years. What does it look like?”                           tology, UTHSCSA. She retired on Sept. 30,
Answer, “It is a rectangular thing that has pins at one end to plug                          2015. Dr. Ramamurthy continues to pursue her
into something.” By now I was much stressed and frantically threw                            research interest in the area of prematurity. She is
everything from my shelf into a box (note, not in the garbage).                              a past president of the Bexar County Medical So-
Bingo! Here it is — the beautiful key to the copy machine. I                                 ciety and is active in organized medicine.
hugged it, it brought back floods of memories of staying till 9 p.m.
copying tests for the NRP course. Then there was the lab coat
which I had not worn in years. My savior, our division adminis-

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