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Adventures in Flying: A recollection

                                                              By Fred H. Olin, MD

  Several recent episodes of airliners having problems                             my orthopaedic board exam. On the way home, in a
with landing gear, cross-wind landings, etc., got                                        Boeing 727, we had barely reached cruising altitude
me to thinking about the non-mishaps I’ve ex-                                               over central Illinois when there was an audible
perienced in airplanes. I’ve never been in a                                                  “bang” and a “bump,” sort of what you might
crash, never gotten sick, and never been on                                                     feel if you ran over a 2 x 4 on the freeway. The
one that had some sort of dramatic event                                                         captain came on the P.A. and said, in an
occur… you know, no sick passenger, no                                                           Arkansas or East Texas twang, “Frayunds, we
violence, that sort of thing. But, since we                                                      have a li’l pro’lem with the num’er two en-
live so far from anything not in Texas, fly-                                                     gine, thass the big un’ in the middle, so we’ve
ing is a good way to get somewhere. Here                                                        shut it daown. We can fly on the other two,
are some of my memories.                                                                      so everything’s gonna be ALL right.” About the
                                                                                            time we crossed the Mississippi there was another
  When I was in the Army stationed in                                                   “bang” and “bump.” “Frayunds, now we have
Philadelphia, a close relative died in Chicago at
Christmas time 1962. I got permission to go to the fu-                             turned off the number three engine, but this airplane can
neral, and my wife and I boarded a Lockheed Constellation for            fly on one. We’ll drop daown to a lower altitude and fly slower,
the trip. For you younger folks, that was a four-engine propeller-     and the comp’ny wants us to proceed to the repair base at Tulsa,
driven airliner with three vertical stabilizers at the back. No prob-  where they’ll have another airplane waiting for us.” No panic among
lems: departed on time, quiet flight, easy, nighttime approach with    the passengers. A few minutes later over the St. Louis area:
holiday lights, smooth landing at O’Hare. It had snowed, and crews     “Frayunds, Ah don’ care what the airline says, we’re goin’ to St.
were clearing the taxiways, aprons etc. They hadn’t gotten to the      Louie.” Applause. He made a very steep, descending left turn and
taxiway our pilot was directed to use, but he made the turn and        landed almost immediately… obviously the airport had cleared him
headed toward the terminal, and promptly went off the left side of     for an urgent landing. The fire trucks were out, the whole bit. It
the pavement. There was a shallow ditch there that sloped down-        took a few hours to get everyone on airplanes home, but all’s well…
ward, and so did our side of the plane, at an angle I’d estimate at      In the late ‘70s my wife, daughters and I went on vacation to
10 – 15 degrees. There we sat. Full power did nothing but blow a       Alaska. We were only going to go to the panhandle area, and our
lot of snow around. The airport mobilized a platoon of guys with       first stop was at Glacier Bay National Park. To get there, we flew to
snow shovels who dug us out, then one of those tugs came and           the Gustavus airport… not a big place, Gustavus. Again in a 727,
pulled the plane to the gate.                                          but this time, as we approached the airport the captain told us not
                                                                       to worry, we were going to land with a bump and some heavy brake
  It was about 1965 when we left San Antonio on Eastern Airlines       use. Indeed we did just that. He sort of “pancaked” in and it was a
to go to New England to play tourist and visit my wife’s brother       really short stop. I was in a window seat on the right side of the
and his family. Our older daughter was still in diapers. We had a      plane, and as we made a left U-turn to get to the terminal (an A-
stop in Houston before proceeding on to Boston. About halfway          frame shack back then) the wing and I were over grass, and I recall
there the captain announced that there was thick fog at Hobby (the     that there was no development off the end of the runway, just some
only airport they had then) and we would fly around for a bit to       grass and low hills.
see if it would clear. A couple of hours later he attempted to land,     There are more, but this magazine has word limits, and I’m push-
but at the last minute he decided the fog was too thick and did a      ing it here. Maybe I’ll write about them some time.
“touch and go.” We headed back to San Antonio to refuel. Mean-
while, we were going to run out of diapers before we got where we                     Fred H. Olin, M.D. is a semi-retired orthopaedic sur-
were going. With some insistence on our part, the personnel                         geon whose attitude toward flying is that, even at its worst
arranged for the baggage guys to get one of our suitcases out of the                it beats the heck out of a covered wagon… and no, he
hold and let my wife retrieve a bunch more of that essential supply.                doesn’t remember those himself.

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